Almost retired, old and decrepit, needs 4 wheels to get around
Goofy, leaves hair wherever she goes
Fun loving, loves garage sales
Usually has her palm on her face from something Dave is doing
She got the free hat from the ACME dildo company as a volume customer
I may not be smrt but I can lift heavy things
I like beer, dogs, and a couple people
I am not gay but 20 bucks is 20 bucks
My brain said "crunches" but my stomach auto-corrected it to cupcakes
When people tell me "You are going to regret that in the morning", I sleep until noon because I am a problem solver!