Who We Is
Donkey Flo
Old guy living by the 3 old guy rules;
1. Never pass up a bathroom
2. Never trust a fart
3. Never waste a hard-on, you can at least wash it while the wrinkles are out
Donkey Linda
Doesn't like morning people
or mornings
or people
Donkey Dave
Dave doesn't worry about getting older
he will still do stupid stuff
only he will do it much much slower
Donkey Sonja
I can Laugh, Cough, Sneeze, and Pee all at the same time
Donkey Joyce
Young at heart, slightly older in other places
Donkey Tony
I am a five times a night kind of guy!
We are talking about peeing right?
Donkey Kaitlyn
Yes I am still in my pajamas! What did I accomplish today
you ask, well the tiny human is still alive and so is my husband
Donkey Derek
I don't know how to act my age, I have never been this old before
Donkey Pam
I have gotten to the age where "getting lucky" is finding a close parking spot
Donkey Greg
I am a grumpy old man!
I do what I want
when I want
where I want
except I need to ask my wife, one sec