Who We Is

Old guy living by the 3 old guy rules;

1. Never pass up a bathroom

2. Never trust a fart

3. Never waste a hard-on, you can at least wash it while the wrinkles are out

Doesn't like morning people

or mornings

or people

Dave doesn't worry about getting older

he will still do stupid stuff

only he will do it much much slower

I can Laugh, Cough, Sneeze, and Pee all at the same time

Young at heart, slightly older in other places

I am a five times a night kind of guy!

We are talking about peeing right?

Yes I am still in my pajamas! What did I accomplish today

you ask, well the tiny human is still alive and so is my husband

I don't know how to act my age, I have never been this old before

I have gotten to the age where "getting lucky" is finding a close parking spot

I am a grumpy old man!

I do what I want

when I want

where I want

except I need to ask my wife, one sec